THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A DAME
There may be nothing like me, but I assure you
the world would have gone to hell but for organised sex—
if boys and girls were left to nature's provenance,
a person like me would be nowhere at all.
Oh, I know how to milk attraction
and stabilise what is essentially of short duration:
if boys and girls were left to innocence
there'd be no delighting old men.
If that sounds unfair, I didn't make the rules—
all this spontaneity leaves everyone very poor,
the Church, the magistrates and the building societies
are all depending on the regulation of love.
It's the people who won't smile who bother me,
hard fitted, easy suited, do they think it's all for free?
There may be nothing like me, but I assure you
the world would have gone to hell but for organised sex—
if boys and girls were left to nature's provenance,
a person like me would be nowhere at all.
Oh, I know how to milk attraction
and stabilise what is essentially of short duration:
if boys and girls were left to innocence
there'd be no delighting old men.
If that sounds unfair, I didn't make the rules—
all this spontaneity leaves everyone very poor,
the Church, the magistrates and the building societies
are all depending on the regulation of love.
It's the people who won't smile who bother me,
hard fitted, easy suited, do they think it's all for free?