THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM DARJEELING
There was a young man from Darjeeling,
Who got on a bus bound for Ealing;
It said at the door:
`Don't spit on the floor.'
So he carefully spat on the ceiling.
There was a young man from Darjeeling,
Who got on a bus bound for Ealing;
It said at the door:
`Don't spit on the floor.'
So he carefully spat on the ceiling.